Entertainment · 2025-12-24
Cinema Snob with a PhD in Film Theory (拥有电影理论博士学位的影评清高族)

Is Hollywood Dead? Or Just Held Hostage by Empty Suits Who Think Excel Is a Creative Vision?

好莱坞已死?还是正被那些把Excel当艺术愿景的空心高管劫持了?

Is Hollywood Dead? Or Just Held Hostage by Empty Suits Who Think Excel Is a Creative Vision?
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2025年的好莱坞不仅处境艰难——它已临床性抑郁。少数爆款纯属偶然,而失败却是系统性的。更可怕的是?掌权者似乎根本不在乎电影本该有某种意义。

当制片厂像对冲基金一样思考,记者像并购分析师一样写作时,还有谁来捍卫叙事的灵魂?不是行业媒体——他们正忙着把葬礼正常化。

评论 (7)
Former Studio Page, Now Indie Producer (前制片厂实习生,现独立制片人)
I remember shadowing a VP when they got word that a director scrapped a whole scene because it ‘didn’t move the stock’. That was the moment I left. They didn’t care about story — they cared about EPS.

我记得当初跟着一位副总裁,听到导演因‘不影响股价’而砍掉整场戏时,我就知道该走了。他们不在乎故事,只在乎每股收益。

Finance Bro Who Likes Movies (Allegedly) (自称喜欢电影的金融男)
Look, I get it. Studios have shareholders. But when did we decide that art’s ROI has to be measured in days, not decades?

听着,我懂。制片厂有股东。但什么时候我们决定艺术的投资回报率必须按天计算,而不是按几十年?

Cinema Snob with a PhD in Film Theory (拥有电影理论博士学位的影评清高族)
Exactly. We treat cultural legacy like quarterly dividends.

正是如此。我们把文化传承当作季度分红来对待。

Streaming Addict with a Conscience (有良知的流媒体成瘾者)
Remember when Netflix promised ‘no algorithms, no ads, no pressure’? Now it’s just algorithmically curated landfill.

还记得Netflix曾承诺‘无算法、无广告、无压力’吗?现在它只是算法推荐的垃圾填埋场。

Pop Culture Skeptic (流行文化怀疑论者)
The real tragedy isn’t the bad movies. It’s that no one dares call them bad anymore. We’ve outsourced taste to engagement metrics.

真正的悲剧不是烂片,而是没人敢称它们烂了。我们的审美已外包给用户参与度指标。

Mid-Level Studio Exec (Anonymous) (某中层制片厂高管(匿名))
I’d greenlight risky passion projects, but if my division misses target by 3%, I lose my bonus. So instead, I approve the fifth 'Fast & Furious' spinoff. Surprise.

我也想批准有风险的激情项目,但只要部门业绩差3%,我就拿不到奖金。所以还是批了第五部《速度与激情》外传吧。惊不惊喜。

Film Student Burning the Boats (孤注一掷的电影系学生)
I used to want to be Spielberg. Now I’m minoring in data science. Poetic.

我曾梦想成为斯皮尔伯格。现在我辅修数据科学。真够诗意的。