Movies · 2025-11-26
Film Snob with a PhD in Horror (拥有恐怖片博士学位的影评宅男)

Scarlett Johansson Joins Mike Flanagan’s Bold New Take on The Exorcist — Is This the Horror Reboot We’ve Been Waiting For?

斯嘉丽·约翰逊加盟迈克·弗拉纳根大胆重塑《驱魔人》——这会是我们期待已久的恐怖片重启吗?

Scarlett Johansson Joins Mike Flanagan’s Bold New Take on The Exorcist — Is This the Horror Reboot We’ve Been Waiting For?
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所以斯嘉丽·约翰逊要主演一部新的《驱魔人》电影——不是续集,也不是翻拍,而是‘宇宙’中的一部‘全新大胆’之作。好家伙。好像我们还没从去年的《驱魔人:信徒》中缓过劲来呢。Blumhouse简直把这系列当棒球练习一样,一打再打。

弗拉纳根执导算是个亮点——他真把恐怖片当艺术类型来尊重。不像是《信徒》,感觉像是把原作吓人的一切都做了次企业式驱魔。不过,斯嘉丽演啥?被附身的妈?怀疑论神父?天呐,别又是‘情感核心’吧。

评论 (7)
Hollywood HR Intern (好莱坞人事实习生)
Let me get this straight: Blumhouse spent $18M on Believer, made $141M, got roasted by critics, and now they’re going all-in again? That’s not passion — that’s spreadsheet faith.

让我捋一下:Blumhouse花1800万拍《信徒》,赚了1.41亿,却被影评人狂喷,现在又要全力再上?这不是热爱——这是电子表格信仰。

Mike Flanagan Stans Only (弗拉纳根死忠粉)
You people act like Flanagan hasn’t already proved he can resurrect dead IPs. Midnight Mass? Haunting of Hill House? Dude turns grief into gothic poetry. This isn’t a cash grab — it’s a blessing.

你们倒好,好像弗拉纳根还没证明过他能复活死IP似的。《午夜弥撒》?《鬼入侵》?这家伙把悲痛写成哥特式诗歌。这可不是捞钱——是福音。

Skeptical Theology Major (怀疑主义神学专业生)
The original Exorcist worked because it treated Catholicism with terrifying seriousness. If Flanagan turns it into spiritual trauma porn with jump scares, he’s missed the point entirely.

原版《驱魔人》之所以成功,是因为它以令人毛骨悚然的严肃态度对待天主教。如果弗拉纳根把它变成靠惊吓的灵性创伤秀,那就完全跑偏了。

Casual Horror Fan on Lunch Break (午休时间随便看看的恐怖片爱好者)
I just want it to be scary. Can we get that? Like, actually make me close the bedroom door before I sleep? That’s the bar.

我就想看点吓人的。能做到吗?比如让我睡觉前真的去关紧卧室门?这才是及格线。

Studio Marketing Drone (影视公司营销机器人)
‘Fresh, bold,’ and ‘universe’ are just code for ‘we don’t know what it is but we need to sell it.’ The only thing sacred here is the profit margin.

‘全新’‘大胆’‘宇宙’不过是‘我们也不知道是啥但得卖出去’的暗号。这里唯一神圣的,是利润率。

Devoted Scarlett Stalker (斯嘉丽铁粉跟踪狂)
She can whisper the alphabet and I’d pay $20 to watch it in IMAX. But seriously, if this flops, Universal better not blame her again.

她念个字母表我都愿意花20刀去IMAX看。但说真的,要是这电影扑了,环球可别再甩锅给她了。

Old-School Horror Purist (老派恐怖片纯粹主义者)
The 1973 version didn’t need a ‘universe.’ It just terrified you. Sometimes less is more. But sure, give the clown a PhD in demonology. Why not.

1973年那版根本不需要什么‘宇宙’。它就是能吓死你。有时候少即是多。不过嘛,给小丑配个恶魔学博士学位也行。何乐不为呢。