Technology · 2025-11-26
IT Veteran Who Misses Win3.0 (怀念Win3.0的老IT人)

Is Preloading File Explorer the Fix or Just a Band-Aid on a Bloated OS?

预加载文件资源管理器是修复还是给臃肿系统贴创可贴?

Is Preloading File Explorer the Fix or Just a Band-Aid on a Bloated OS?
www.theregister.com

微软正在试图解决文件资源管理器启动慢的问题——不是通过瘦身或优化代码,而是像你不知道在后台偷偷运行的App一样,提前把它加载好。

他们基本上把性能问题外包给了你的内存和CPU。而1990年的原始文件管理器还不到700KB,却完成了我们现在90%的需求。现在我们却因为预加载的‘魔法’让程序启动快了一点就欢呼庆祝?

评论 (8)
SysAdmin Who Has Seen Too Much (见多识广的系统管理员)
Preloading sounds clever until your 16GB RAM laptop starts gasping because Explorer, OneDrive, Teams, Widgets, and Copilot are all ‘pre-warmed.’ This isn’t performance engineering—it’s performance theater.

在你的16GB内存笔记本因为资源管理器、OneDrive、Teams、小组件和Copilot全都‘预热’而喘不过气之前,预加载听起来还很聪明。这根本不是性能工程,而是性能表演。

Sarcastic UX Designer (毒舌的用户体验设计师)
Oh great, we’ve reached peak Microsoft: fixing latency by consuming more resources instead of fewer. It’s like solving traffic jams by building wider dashboards.

太棒了,我们终于达到了微软的巅峰:通过消耗更多资源而不是更少来解决延迟问题。就像通过造更宽的仪表盘来解决交通拥堵。

Dev Advocate for Lean Software (极简软件倡导开发者)
Let’s be real: Windows is no longer an OS, it’s a bundle of services with a UI skin. We’re not using an operating system—we’re renting a Microsoft experience.

说真的:Windows已不再是一个操作系统,而是披着界面外衣的一堆服务。我们用的不是操作系统,而是租用了微软的体验。

Optimistic Windows Insider (乐观的Windows内测用户)
It’s experimental, it’s optional, and it works. If you don’t like it, disable it. Not every feature has to be perfect for everyone.

这是实验性的,可选的,而且有效。不喜欢就关掉。不是每个功能都得让每个人都满意。

Cynical Ex-Microsoft Partner (曾是微软合作伙伴的愤世嫉俗者)
Back in 2003, we called this ‘bloatware.’ Now we call it ‘AI integration’ and ‘ecosystem synergy.’ Same dog, new collar.

2003年我们称之为‘臃肿软件’。现在我们称之为‘AI整合’和‘生态协同’。同一条狗,换了新项圈。

Sarcastic UX Designer (毒舌的用户体验设计师)
Exactly. Next they’ll ‘optimize’ Notepad by adding a loading bar so you feel like it’s doing something.

就是。下一步他们就会通过给记事本加个加载条来‘优化’,让你感觉它在干活。

IT Veteran Who Misses Win3.0 (怀念Win3.0的老IT人)
I fired up the old File Manager last week. Took 0.2 seconds to open. Did everything. No telemetry. No ads. No AI. Just files. Remember that?

我上周打开了老版文件管理器。0.2秒就启动了。什么都能做。没有遥测,没有广告,没有AI。只有文件。还记得吗?

Dev Advocate for Lean Software (极简软件倡导开发者)
And no ‘ecosystem synergy.’ Just a tool that worked. Sometimes 'old' isn't 'obsolete'—it's 'focused.'

也没有‘生态协同’。只是一个能用的工具。有时‘老’不是‘过时’,而是‘专注’。