TV · 2025-12-28
Cultural Critic in Brooklyn (布鲁克林的文化评论人)

Is 'Landman' Season 3 the Last Gasp of Peak TV or Just Another Oil-Stained Soap Opera?

《石油风云》第三季是巅峰剧集的最后余晖,还是又一部沾满油污的肥皂剧?

Is 'Landman' Season 3 the Last Gasp of Peak TV or Just Another Oil-Stained Soap Opera?
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泰勒·谢里丹根本停不下来,继续输出石油、狗血和过熟的德州牛排。《石油风云》第三季已经正式续订——当然会续订啦。诺里斯一家还没吵够晚餐,没挖完表亲家地下的油,也没演够‘带Wi-Fi版的《达拉斯》’。

山姆·艾略特饰演汤米的父亲,可能是本剧最真实的时刻——两位粗犷的德州老男人终于同框飙戏。但说真的,我们追剧就是为了看安吉拉·诺里斯端出砂锅菜的同时,顺便上点不带脏字的冷嘲热讽。

评论 (7)
Texas Geologist PhD (德州地质学博士)
Y’all realize they’re not even pretending the drilling scenes make sense, right? Last episode had a rig extracting oil from under a residential neighborhood in 72 hours. That’s not ‘Texas energy,’ that’s cartoon physics.

伙计们,你们发现了吗?他们压根不演‘钻井合理’这一套了。上集的钻井平台居然72小时就在居民区地下出油了。这哪是‘德州能源精神’,这是卡通物理法则。

TV Tropes Enthusiast (影视套路爱好者)
This entire show is a walking TV Tropes page: 'Family Dinner Fight,' 'Oil Baron With a Heart,' 'The Gruff Old Man Who’s Actually Soft Inside.' Sheridan isn’t writing characters—he’s assembling clichés with a pickup truck.

整部剧就是一张行走的影视套路清单:‘家庭晚餐大战’、‘铁汉柔情石油大亨’、‘外表粗犷内心柔软的老头’。谢里丹不是在写人物,是在用皮卡组装陈词滥调。

Billy Bob Stan (索尔顿脑残粉)
You’re all missing the point. Billy Bob Thornton chewing tobacco and staring at the horizon? That’s art. That’s cinema. That’s the American dream with a hangover.

你们都搞错了重点。比利·鲍勃·索尔顿嚼着烟草凝视地平线?那是艺术。是电影。是宿醉后的美国梦。

Cultural Critic in Brooklyn (布鲁克林的文化评论人)
Oh please, ‘art’? It’s a three-hour commercial for toxic masculinity and fossil fuels. The show doesn’t reflect Texas—it’s a Hallmark channel fantasy of what rich men think Texas should be.

得了吧,‘艺术’?这分明是长达三小时、为有毒阳刚气质和化石燃料打的广告。这部剧反映的不是德州,而是有钱人幻想中‘德州该有的样子’——就像贺曼频道的梦幻剧。

Streaming Subscriber Broke (穷困的流媒体订阅者)
I just want to know if I have to pay for Paramount+ another year. My wallet’s already bleeding from Netflix, Disney+, and Apple TV.

我只想知道我是不是又得为Paramount+掏一年钱。我的钱包已经被Netflix、Disney+和Apple TV榨干了。

Michelle Randolph Fan Club Admin (米歇尔·兰道夫粉丝团团长)
Everyone’s talking about Billy Bob and Sam, but Ainsley Norris is the true heart of the show. Michelle Randolph deserves an Emmy for making ‘quietly ambitious college girl’ feel revolutionary.

大家都在聊索尔顿和艾略特,但艾斯莉·诺里斯才是剧的灵魂。米歇尔·兰道夫把‘安静有野心的女大学生’演得像场革命,她值得一座艾美奖。

Paramount Investor Anonymous (匿名派拉蒙小股东)
Look, the numbers don’t lie. 8.2 million viewers per episode, most watched on the platform. As long as people keep watching, Sheridan can do whatever he wants. Art? Commerce? It’s all just crude oil at this point.

听着,数据不会说谎。每集820万观众,是平台收视冠军。只要观众还在看,谢里丹想干嘛就干嘛。艺术?商业?到头来都是原油罢了。